February 2011
joycemngn:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
joycemngn:
taytaygarcia:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
Lol, reblogging ‘cause it’s funny aha
Philippine Folklore Creatures →
pinoytumblr:
MANANANGGAL. Literally means “one that removes”. This creature is usually an attractive woman by day. At night, especially when there is a full moon, her upper body detaches from her lower body; it utters a special demonic prayer and applies some kind of oil on all of its body parts before the ‘detachment’. Bat-like wings sprout out from its back, and it uses its long tongue to...
Watchgermainthedude:
Jomars white 240 in this one. Its a silvia front now.
In movies (It's too true NOT to reblog)
bellaspursuitofhappiness:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
I saw you two whispering,
janba-juice:
and you both looked at me.
I’m not stupid, dumbasses.
Watchrsdglovesmeds:
jheymedina:
-dereek:
pip-pip-cheerio:
amq:
Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form
OMFGGGGG <333333333333333333
I’ll just.. need this in my blog.
<3
THIS IS BETTER THAN PORN!!! OMFG
